The Sailor NeoPets RPG
Series One
Episode Forty-Eight

Gami Tenbo awoke one day to the sound of fighting.  Her two Unis, GoldenBeauty37 and Peagus2000, were fighting over the last drop of Strawberry Scented Peppy Happy Prettylocks Uni Shampoo.  She got out of bed grumpily and went over to the bathroom.

"Oh my Donna. There's only a bit left and you two have to be better than all the others on the first day back.  I'm gonna go get the Coconut Scented for you, Peagus," she remarked, concerned.  Peagus stuck her tongue out at Golden.

"Ha ha. Coconut's more expensive and better smelling than Strawberry," she taunted, smirking.  Golden just held up a hoof, as if trying to do something most hoofed pets cannot.

"Oh no you didn't!"

"Yeah, that's exactly what I did," Golden answered, insinuating a word.  The two of them got into a cartoon style cloud of fighting as Gami returned with the shampoo.  Golden took her bath silently while Gami gave Peagus a bath, leaving her just enough time to pamper herself before school.  She quickly dried both of them off, gave each mane and coat a good brushing, polished their horns and hooves, and preened the feathers of their small wings.

Gami then went back into her bathroom and took a shower, then put on her uniform with her cutest pair of shoes, brushed her golden hair at least 100 times, applied her makeup carefully and precisely, tied a bit of hair into a little ponytail over the rest of her hair, and put on the bow with the Fighting Buzzes emblem in the middle. She ate a bowl of Brucey B's Lucky Coins and a glass of Kau Kau Farm brand milk.  She then hugged both Unis, and rushed out the door to go to Tiffanieanne's apartment, where they rode in Tiffie's bright pink moped to the High School.

"Getting to school in style is the way to go!" Gami screamed happily, her hair blowing in the air.So what if she had to attend some boring classes? She'd get  to snooze through them, and Jenna to do her work anyway.


"I know! And when we get there, you'll still be, like, the most popular freshman!" Tiffie giggled as she said this.

"OhmyDonna! Tiffie,watch out!" Gami said as she prevented her friend from crashing into a tree.  Tiffie laughed her bubbly laugh again. "I'm sorry I'm so stupid sometimes, Gam-chan."

"And don't I know it...." Gami muttered under her breath.  "Oh look, we're here!"  They both got off of the bike and Gami ran over to Jenna, Kiki, Marisa, and Shannon, more of her cheerleader friends.

''Like, hi Gami!  Hi Tiffie!  How was your, like, summer?" Kiki exclaimed.

"Oh, it was alright.  We were away in MI for most of the time,"  Gami said.

"M-I?" Marisa asked.

"Mystery Island, stupid," Gami retorted.

"Ohhhhhh," the four said in unison.Then a guy walked by.

"Like...ohhhhhmyAdam,he is sooooo hot," Tiffie said.

"Oh. My. Donna. Tiffie, you CAN NOT be serious," Marisa retaliated.

"Do you like....remember Margie Speagel from last year? That's her older brother Rob," Gami added.  As if on cue, a girl with red hair, freckles, pimples, and HUGE glasses walked up to them.

"I heard by nabe.  Bay I be of sobe assistance?" Margie asked.  She was, as always, congested.

"EWW! NERD!"the five chorused.

"Why don't you go away and pick your nose somewhere else?"Gami said.

"I DO NOT!" Margie snapped.

"Eww!  Get away from me, freakazoid!" Gami shrieked, pushing her to the ground.

"I see that I am of no assistance to you.  Good bye,friends," Margie said, skipping away to bother her brother.

"Glad we got that one out of our way.  She isn't fit to lick our shoes,"  Tiffie remarked.  Then the bell rang.

"We'd better get to class!" Jenna, the studious one sang.  They all took one last look at Margie, cracked up, and went on to class.


Meanwhile at the other side of the parking lot, the "Freak parade" was still being bullied.

"Hey Acara face!  Where's Lupe-tail hair?"

"Just keeeeeeep walking," Melony said, shooting the teasers a mean look.

"I can't believe they're still making fun of us," Kami whined.

"It's expected.  We've been the subject of many a cruel joke all our lives.  Why are they gonna stop now?" Zelda told her, bringing her down even more.

"Makes me feel reeeeeally special, Zell," Kami said.

"And just look at Brooke and Aikouka!"  Aviva said.  Brooke and Aikouka ran up to the group.

"Guys!  Look!  After we won the silver for NCJH we got a fan club!" Brooke piped, still jogging in place.

"Isn't it great?  We're seeing if they can catch their heroes," Aikouka added.  She was also still jogging in place.

"Gotta fly!" Brooke said, and fly they did - if flying was on the ground.  The fan club raced by, but not without stopping for a 'HA HA!' at our heroes.

"Maybe more of us should join track," Tori joked.  They all laughed as the bell for homeroom rang, and they ran to class.

"I miss Leslie."


Meanwhile at Ingimah Center for Special Skills, Leslie was walking around with her new Kreludor Buzz Trap that she was assigned to care for, when she saw a tall blond girl throwing huge cans of paint on a wall.  An official was grabbing her by the arm.

The girl loudly protested: "It's installation art!  Just because you don't appreciate it doesn't mean you can take it down!  And don't give me some 'it's getting in the way of students who need to get to class' excuse, you philistine!"
 
Leslie rolled her eyes, laughed, and continued on her way to her next class.


At the same time as the NJHS and NCH Homeroom . . . the newly formed 6th grade masses were in the auditorium of the Transition hall, which connects the three schools.  They were being lectured to for three periods long!

"This year may most likely be the most important year of your schooling.  We will accept no Mynci business" (Starlee and Maxima laughed at this) "and there will be strict punishments for disobeying us.  ome of you may find this hard to believe.  Well guess what, wimps?  This is a tried and true method, it is not hard to believe, and GET USED TO IT!  We are simply trying to prepare you for what life will be like in the years to come.  Also, this year will be the first year you will be able to experience the joy of lockers.  Lockers will be assigned to you after the assembly.  Please open your 6th grade pamphlets to page 1," Mrs.Capar, the principal, was saying.

"I don't know how I'm ever going to survive this year," Maxima whispered sadly.

"Relax.  We'll be fine.  Where's Mat?" Starlee whispered to her.

"He's in seventh grade."  Maxima seemed a bit ticked off.  "With Kevin. Stupid advanced placement."

"......also this year will be the Sixth Grade Aptitude Test, or SGAT (pronounced like scat if it had a g instead of c).  You will eat, sleep, and breathe the SGAT.  This test may be the most important one IN YOUR LIFE.  Before the  SGAT, I looked like this."  Mrs Capar held up a picture of a girl that kinda looked like Gami.  "Now I have to hide my old self in shame."

"Star-chan, I'm scared," Maxima added.

"Relax, grasshopper.  It's just a stupid test they designed to scare the heck out of you young'ns.  Nothin' to fret over,"' said an older looking girl named Tara.  She had brown hair in mini braids, and a black dress on.  She was in 7th grade and had volunteered to help the new students.  She got Starlee and Maxima.
 
Just then the lunch bell rang - *BRIIINNNG!* All the kids in the auditorium started to chatter on their way off to lunch.
 
"Starlee!  Kevin is in our lunch!  We eat with the Ms!"  Maxima screamed energetically.
 
"Kevin?  You mean the one with the blue hair? He's so cute," Tara said dreamily.
 
Maxima was crushed. Unlike usually, she ate nothing for lunch.  She was basically silent all day.


At lunch, after grabbing a bite and sitting down, the senshi had trouble coming their way.  Especially since on Gami and Tiffie's new shirts, it said "Here Comes Trouble."
 
"Well well well.  I see you've lost your leerless feeder - I mean fearless leader," Gami said, smirking.

"She wasn't fearless, since she was always bottling up her sadness," Jenna piped up.

"Shut up, you brain," Tiffanie backsassed at her.
 
"SHE got accepted to Inigmah Center for Special Skills, meaning she has talent, unlike you worthless slugs."  Tori stood up when she said this.
 
"Special?  Oh, that's Leslie all right," Gami laughed, pushing Tori back down with one finger.
 
"Leslie's way smarter than you'll ever be!  Shut up!" Zelda yelled.
 
"Oh-hoh-hoh, Little Miss Genius here's trying to 'spectacutulate' the special ed girl's intelligence!"Gami retorted.  The other preps sniggered.  Except Jenna.

"It's 'speculate'," she corrected.

"Whatever, brain. You're only here because you bought your way in," Gami snapped at Jenna.

"Maybe we should threaten her with the senshi dealie..." Melony suggested.

Then some more trouble came our senshi's way. Kelly came and knocked over all the preps that were insulting her servants.

"OUTTA MY WAY! Stupid freshmen," she yelled.  "Excuse me for a moment, ladies, I have to talk to these girls over here."  She pulled the senshi into a group. "My lawn is overdue for mowing.  One of you better do it, or I got a few pics here i can publish in the school paper..." Kelly whispered.

"I'll do it," Kami said sadly.

''Excellent," she muttered schemingly, and walked away smirking.

"On second thought, never mind," Melony told the group.

"We have no other business with you.  Later, losers," Gami said, leaving and motioning for her cronies to follow.


Soon, there was evil afoot after lunch - Math class.
 
"Now, the square root of cheese divided by the radius of cows will give us...  It was only the first day and already Mrs. Kanker was teaching.
 
Tori passed a note to Kami.  Wanna go to the smoothie shop after school? it read.

Kami passed one back.  We can't.  I heard Mrs. Kanker gives out homework on the first day.

"Hmmmm....who should I call on?....Tori!  What will the square root of cheese divided by the radius of cows give us?" Mrs. Kanker asked.

"But Mrs. Kanker, that makes no sense!" Tori complained.

"ANSWER THE QUESTION, MS. NYUGYU!"

" I CAN'T-" This was interrupted by a "DETENTION!" from Mrs. Kanker.


Finally!  It was the end of the day.
 
.........Unfortunately for Starlee and Maxima, they had homework.
 
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww....." Maxima said sadly.  Her arms had started to hurt.  They had to do book covers.
 
"Maxima, quit complaining.  We ALL have to do this," Starlee whined at her.
 
Maxima then saw Kevin walking home, also having lots of books in his arms.  A loud screech was heard.
 
"KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!"
 
Maxima began to chase after him. Starlee simply rolled her eyes, sighed,and ran after Maxima.


In a certain Space Station, however, SOME people weren't doing any work at all.  Dr. Sloth pounded on Abbie's door.
 
"Are you still asleep?  What, are you crazy?  We have work to do!"

Inside, Abbie lifted her head off the bed.  She then slowly came to the door, opened it, and glared at her boss.

"Today was the first day of school.  All the poor saps who went back had to get up really really early this morning.  Therefore, I'm sleeping in, because I can."

And with that, she slammed the door in Sloth's face.